Have you ever noticed that most funny love quotes are not really funny love quotes at all, but really someone’s bitter pain quotes? Like this one for instance; Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener! The funny thing about that one is that they thought marriage would be like living by themselves, and after divorce, that is exactly what they were doing.

 

1. I love him , oh yes I do , He’s for me and not for you, and If my by change you take my place, I’ll take my fist and smash your face :) 2. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late." 3. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

 

Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes,
Jon

 

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  1. Polprav Says:

    Hello from Russia!
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